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What do you do?

When asked, “Hi. I am learning to program and I was wondering what do y’all do at work on a daily basis? I want to get an idea of what a job will be like so I can focus my attention on those areas

This gif springs to mind with regard to engineering jobs:


For management, well, we have…


Swift: Things I wish existed


Xcode Clippy for Swift

It looks like you’re attempting to define a string. Do you want me to automatically convert all @” constructs to  ?

Do you want me to auto-strip all extraneous parentheses around if-conditionals?

It looks like you’ve added an enumeration prefix? Would you like me to alert you whenever I see these or automatically remove those not needed for type inference?

Would you like to hear me rant about Swift for your entertainment?