This is my Jeep stroller. It is probably the best stroller ever. It’s also the best shopping cart ever. It has cupholders. It has not just a pop-up glove compartment at the top but extra cargo bags on the left and right for small items.
The basket underneath is enormous. It carries tons of weight. The wheels are rugged and have been able to navigate through just about any terrain, including going to the local market through Colorado winters.
I can load a couple of 12-packs of sodas, carry about 6-8 other bags of groceries. There’s room above, there’s room below, there’s easy-to-tie-to-handles. When I’m at the store, I can stick a basket in it, fill it, surround it, and put coats, gloves, hats, etc below (or use that area for more groceries). It is, in short, the ultimate shopping machine.
Only one problem. My baby is now a few years away from starting to grow facial hair. Try to use this thing and you get side eye, hairy eyeball, every kind of “are you some kind of sick bag-lady with an old shopping cart stroller” look you can imagine.
There’s some kind of unspoken consensus that after our kids have grown, we must transition to granny carts. I used to own a granny cart when I was in college. It was fantastic. (4-wheel variety because two wheels and tilts are a sucker’s game.) I loved that cart for shopping, laundry, and so forth, but after using my Jeep stroller, there is no way I am going back to the granny cart.
I’m throwing this out there to my brain trust. How do I “de-baby” this cart so I can continue using it to lug massive quantities of various haulage without being a social pariah?
It was bad enough a few years ago when I could answer all the “so where’s your…baby…?” questions with “I’m on the way to pick him up from daycare/school/whatever.” But now? I don’t have that excuse.
There is no baby. There is only cart. It doesn’t have to be “cool”. I just don’t want members of the homeowners association to start calling the police about the crazy lady walking around with an empty baby stroller.
Thanks in advance for your help.