Apple TV Siri Remote Care and Feeding Guide

  1. Do not drop from heights. Do not immerse in water. Do not feed after midnight. Remote does not like bright lights.
  2. Rough-side swipe sensor goes up and away from you. It is super-easy to hold upside down by mistake. Especially in the dark. As when watching TV in a dark room. Then you accidentally swipe with your palm when trying to adjust the volume and end up jumping forward or backward in time. Not good.
  3. Do not get potato chip grease on the swipe sensor — good thing people rarely eat chips in front of the TV. If you do, baby wipes fix all ills
  4. Lightning for remote. USB-C for dev main unit work. Do not cross the beams.
  5. Keep an old style remote or two around. They work, they’re reliable.
  6. Siri still has a great sense of humor

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  • And remember, Siri loves you:

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